How can I keep my big, gossip-loving mouth shut?

A friend told me and only me about a rare kink they have, and the revelation is so juicy it’s hard not to share it with anyone. How can I keep my big, gossip-loving mouth shut?

from BLABBERMOUTH

Your friend shared something deeply personal with you, and that alone shows they trust you. Everyone loves good gossip—but is it really worth betraying that trust? Remind yourself that they told you this because they believed you wouldn’t pass it on. They’d likely be hurt if you started spreading it around.

Don’t lose a good friend over something trivial; good friends are hard to find. And here’s a pro tip: you can always gossip about people who aren’t your friends. Sure, the details might not be as juicy, but it’s still better than breaking someone’s trust.

I Like a Girl Who Likes Me Too, but She Just Got Out of a Relationship and Isn’t Ready for Another One. What Do We Do?

from GARFIELD

Different people work differently. Some can end a relationship and jump straight into a new one; others need time. She clearly falls into the second category.

If you want this to work, you both need to be on the same page—otherwise the relationship might end up being short-lived (been there, done that). If she needs time and you’re willing to wait, great! That’s not a problem—just take things slow. If you’re not interested in waiting, be honest about it. Communication is key here.

The Guy With Long Blonde Hair at the Queer Party—He Went Into Drag Mode and Looked Hot. How Do I Find Him and Tell Him I Like Him?

from CHARLIE

If both of you are reading this, I’m taking the liberty of arranging your meet-up through this column. Your rendezvous point: Szamos near the Parliament, March 14 at 6 PM (a month after Valentine’s Day and the queer party). Have an Ischler and a coffee—my personal favorites—as a starting point.

Of course, the easy method would be to contact the organizers and ask for his name, but I appreciate your desire to make your future love story a bit more exciting. Good luck, and lots of love!

If I Wait Long Enough at the Medical Center, Will I Run Into My Other Half?

from ZEPETUSHKA

Sure—just make sure your other half isn’t there for an STD.